ripped shrek fighting his inner demons
ripped shrek compressing ogre layers
ripped shrek being embarrassed of his not ripped son
ripped shrek supporting lgbt rights
ripped shrek making a special guest appearance on the fresh prince of bel-air
ripped shrek murdering a human child
ripped shrek yelling at a cabbage
ripped shrek remembering he left the stove on
ripped shrek leaves his old body for a more ripped one
Ripped Shrek versus seatbelt
It’s not a phase mom I really am the next supreme
The sad story of the Three Bears in Shrek
Papa bear on the rebound though
Well I did 6th grade wrong
Can we talk about Spy Kids 3 for a second because it’s just the MOST BAFFLING CINEMATIC EXPERIENCE EVER
First we open to LITTLE BABY SELENA GOMEZ
THE PRESIDENT IS GEORGE CLOONEY?
Later we see Juni’s grandpa who is KHAN??
who spends the whole movie chasing a butterfly
THE VILLAIN IS SYLVESTER STALLONE
WHO GETS VILLAIN ADVICE FROM THREE OTHER SYLVESTER STALLONES
ELIJAH WOOD SHOWS UP
ONLY TO DIE IN THE NEXT SCENE
Then we find out that the president was actually the villain the whole time which makes ZERO SENSE but leads to this glorious George Clooney Sylvester Stallone impression
Then we get Antonio Benderez doing this?
AND THEIR UNCLE WHO IS STILL MACHETE
AND THEN STEVE BUSCEMI SHOWS UP ON A FLYING PIG FOR NO REASON
HOW WAS THIS A MOVIE???
I love how OP is surprised by all this and I’m just like “It’s Robert Rodriguez canon besties with Tarantino what the fuck do you expect him to do.”
I liked that movie for all these reasons.
when someone kills u and then taunts
HOW WOULD YOU KNOW SOMEONE’S TAUNTING YOU WHEN YOU’RE DEAD??????????
just suck my dick bro i said no homo like ten times